Prophets of Exceptional Exceptions

Welcome to the Prophets of Exceptional Exceptions, a mystical order of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to predicting the most unlikely, yet utterly predictable outcomes.

• Exceptional Forecasting for Idiots
• Exceptional Forecasting for Philosophers
• Exceptional Forecasting for Cats
• Exceptional Forecasting for Robots
• Examples of Unlikely Events

				
					// Exceptional Exception Generator
					// By: Zeus, the God of Exceptional Hair
					// 
					// Exceptional exceptions are generated through a complex algorithm involving
					//    - A pinch of moonbeams
					//    - A dash of stardust
					//    - A sprinkle of rare herbs
					// 
					// The resulting exception is then filtered through the Oracle of Exceptional Exceptions
					// 
					// Output:
					// 
					// "The toaster will catch on fire and set off the fire alarms on Tuesday."
					// 
					// "Your cat will suddenly develop a penchant for classical music."
					// 
					// "A giant squid will appear in your backyard and steal all the cheese."
				
			

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